http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=panic-buying-brigands-%7C-the-sleaze-%7C-uk-news-satire-and-humour Small communities fearing panic buying bands of brigands might fall upon their local shops recruit mercenaries to protect their villages. Devon pensioners engage 'Magnificent Seven', while others employ mercenaries to to clear bandits threatening OAP supermarket shopping hours. Sat, 16 May 2020 00:45:59 UTC en